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what electronic stuff is there in UK postboxes? banana 11-01-2005
Posted by Stephen Glynn on November 1, 2005, 11:16 am
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Diversity Isn't A Codeword wrote:
>
>>I'd be grateful for info as to what electronic gadgetry is installed in
>>UK postboxes.
>>
>>How are visits by Royal Mail workers to empty the boxes logged
>>electronically?
>>
>>Presumably the vans are all satellite-tracked. But what gizmo do the
>>workers use to 'shake hands' with the gadgetry in the box?
>>
>>And what about 'business postboxes' - the ones for franked mail only?
>>Just try using your car radio near one. You probably won't be able to,
>>because of the electromagnetic interference.
>
>
> they use special X rays to scan every piece of mail and record every letter
> everybody sends, it's all done by secret MI5 operatives, just ask Mike
> Corley.
>
>

Does anyone remember the old 'Candid Camera' joke years ago when they
had the talking postbox?

They had a microphone and loudspeaker rigged up inside it and would
attempt to engage passers-by in conversation. When they found someone
who was prepared to talk to the postbox (thus earning rather strange
looks from other people) they'd try to pursuade him to get someone else
to talk to it and, if he did, would stop talking when he fetched them.

Steve


Posted by on November 1, 2005, 3:54 am
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Stephen Glynn wrote:

> Diversity Isn't A Codeword wrote:
> >
> >>I'd be grateful for info as to what electronic gadgetry is installed in
> >>UK postboxes.
> >>
> >>How are visits by Royal Mail workers to empty the boxes logged
> >>electronically?
> >>
> >>Presumably the vans are all satellite-tracked. But what gizmo do the
> >>workers use to 'shake hands' with the gadgetry in the box?
> >>
> >>And what about 'business postboxes' - the ones for franked mail only?
> >>Just try using your car radio near one. You probably won't be able to,
> >>because of the electromagnetic interference.
> >
> >
> > they use special X rays to scan every piece of mail and record every letter
> > everybody sends, it's all done by secret MI5 operatives, just ask Mike
> > Corley.
> >
> >
>
> Does anyone remember the old 'Candid Camera' joke years ago when they
> had the talking postbox?
>
> They had a microphone and loudspeaker rigged up inside it and would
> attempt to engage passers-by in conversation. When they found someone
> who was prepared to talk to the postbox (thus earning rather strange
> looks from other people) they'd try to pursuade him to get someone else
> to talk to it and, if he did, would stop talking when he fetched them.

Indeed. I also recall the story of J B Morton ('Beachcomber') who
would attract a crowd by walking up to a postbox and shouting into the
letter slot 'It's safe to come out now!'



Posted by hummingbird on November 1, 2005, 12:22 pm
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On 1 Nov 2005 03:54:33 -0800, joseph.hutcheon@virgin.net
mysteriously appeared thru the usenet mist to inform us thus...

>Stephen Glynn wrote:
>
>> Diversity Isn't A Codeword wrote:
>> >
>> >>I'd be grateful for info as to what electronic gadgetry is installed in
>> >>UK postboxes.
>> >>
>> >>How are visits by Royal Mail workers to empty the boxes logged
>> >>electronically?
>> >>
>> >>Presumably the vans are all satellite-tracked. But what gizmo do the
>> >>workers use to 'shake hands' with the gadgetry in the box?
>> >>
>> >>And what about 'business postboxes' - the ones for franked mail only?
>> >>Just try using your car radio near one. You probably won't be able to,
>> >>because of the electromagnetic interference.
>> >
>> >
>> > they use special X rays to scan every piece of mail and record every letter
>> > everybody sends, it's all done by secret MI5 operatives, just ask Mike
>> > Corley.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Does anyone remember the old 'Candid Camera' joke years ago when they
>> had the talking postbox?
>>
>> They had a microphone and loudspeaker rigged up inside it and would
>> attempt to engage passers-by in conversation. When they found someone
>> who was prepared to talk to the postbox (thus earning rather strange
>> looks from other people) they'd try to pursuade him to get someone else
>> to talk to it and, if he did, would stop talking when he fetched them.
>
>Indeed. I also recall the story of J B Morton ('Beachcomber') who
>would attract a crowd by walking up to a postbox and shouting into the
>letter slot 'It's safe to come out now!'

Was it David Blunkett inside the box I wonder? ;-)

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Posted by PeterCB on November 1, 2005, 1:16 pm
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> I'd be grateful for info as to what electronic gadgetry is installed in
> UK postboxes.

Why do you want to know?
Are you a wannabe terrorist?








Posted by banana on November 1, 2005, 3:30 pm
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>
>> I'd be grateful for info as to what electronic gadgetry is installed in
>> UK postboxes.
>
>Why do you want to know?
>Are you a wannabe terrorist?

ROFLMFAO!

If you're interested, using lamp-posts for wireless communications
'meshes' has been on the cards for some time:

<http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=rfid+lamp-posts+uk+mesh>

Mustn't grumble, eh? Wouldn't want shit-for-brains cretins to call us
'terrorists'. Only baby-eaters grumble, right? Only subway-gassers think
our lovely rulers could possibly be up to no good, right?

--
banana "The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you
give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy-bear to
Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the
rest of your frigid life." (Mick Travis, 'If...', 1968)


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