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Remember Melissa and Santa Klez? Snowsquall 12-24-2005
Posted by Snowsquall on December 24, 2005, 6:05 pm
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Please respond and see how many viruses are in this little rendition.
Melissa is a little older now. She places some mistletoe on the gate. I
guess one could call this gate a love gate, she smiles. The she, her little
sister, Lisa and her little brother, Kevin decide to go tobogganing.
However her pesky brother tries to steal her toboggan so she yells out
"That's my tob oggan! go get your own."
And to her sister she cries, don't eat my nachi chips and turn that ghetto
blaster down! Go eat a bagle if your hungry.
Else Santa won't come. Yes she sighs; those brats are becoming my doom.
Yet they continue to sass-[h]er.
On a brighter note, she realizes Kevin has talent as she watched him last
summer shooting basket balls in the net. Sky is the limit she ponders as
she watched him continue to shoot for baskets. And last fall her little
sister struggled with her spelling trying to spell "kelvinator" and coming
out with "kelvir" Lisa did manage to get it right in the end.
Then she hears a noise she looked up and sure enough Dasher, Rudolph and the
crew with Santa Klez himself. Melissa breaths a sigh of relief.
Merry Christmas and keep sober.



Posted by Ant on December 24, 2005, 7:50 pm
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"Snowsquall" wrote:

> Please respond and see how many viruses are in this little rendition.

Twelve (see below).

> Melissa is a little older now. She places some mistletoe on the gate. I
> guess one could call this gate a love gate, she smiles. The she, her little
> sister, Lisa and her little brother, Kevin decide to go tobogganing.
> However her pesky brother tries to steal her toboggan so she yells out
> "That's my tob oggan! go get your own."
> And to her sister she cries, don't eat my nachi chips and turn that ghetto
> blaster down! Go eat a bagle if your hungry.
> Else Santa won't come. Yes she sighs; those brats are becoming my doom.
> Yet they continue to sass-[h]er.
> On a brighter note, she realizes Kevin has talent as she watched him last
> summer shooting basket balls in the net. Sky is the limit she ponders as
> she watched him continue to shoot for baskets. And last fall her little
> sister struggled with her spelling trying to spell "kelvinator" and coming
> out with "kelvir" Lisa did manage to get it right in the end.
> Then she hears a noise she looked up and sure enough Dasher, Rudolph and the
> crew with Santa Klez himself. Melissa breaths a sigh of relief.
> Merry Christmas and keep sober.

(ROT13)

zryvffn
ybirtngr (V gubhtug vg jnf ybirfna, be unir V tbg vg jebat?)
zlgbo
anpuv
oynfgre
ontyr
zlqbbz
fnffre
argfxl
xryive
xyrm
fbore



Posted by Hoosier Daddy on December 25, 2005, 12:15 pm
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> "Snowsquall" wrote:
>
> > Please respond and see how many viruses are in this little rendition.
>
> Twelve (see below).
>
> > Melissa is a little older now. She places some mistletoe on the gate. I
> > guess one could call this gate a love gate, she smiles. The she, her little
> > sister, Lisa and her little brother, Kevin decide to go tobogganing.
> > However her pesky brother tries to steal her toboggan so she yells out
> > "That's my tob oggan! go get your own."
> > And to her sister she cries, don't eat my nachi chips and turn that ghetto
> > blaster down! Go eat a bagle if your hungry.
> > Else Santa won't come. Yes she sighs; those brats are becoming my doom.
> > Yet they continue to sass-[h]er.
> > On a brighter note, she realizes Kevin has talent as she watched him last
> > summer shooting basket balls in the net. Sky is the limit she ponders as
> > she watched him continue to shoot for baskets. And last fall her little
> > sister struggled with her spelling trying to spell "kelvinator" and coming
> > out with "kelvir" Lisa did manage to get it right in the end.
> > Then she hears a noise she looked up and sure enough Dasher, Rudolph and the
> > crew with Santa Klez himself. Melissa breaths a sigh of relief.
> > Merry Christmas and keep sober.
>
> (ROT13)
>
> zryvffn
> ybirtngr (V gubhtug vg jnf ybirfna, be unir V tbg vg jebat?)
> zlgbo
> anpuv
> oynfgre
> ontyr
> zlqbbz
> fnffre
> argfxl
> xryive
> xyrm
> fbore

Dasher.

(and almost had 'simile' too and Kriz-mas could had worked in a pinch) :)



Posted by Ant on December 26, 2005, 8:04 pm
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"Hoosier Daddy" wrote:

> "Ant" wrote:
>> "Snowsquall" wrote:
>>> Please respond and see how many viruses are in this little rendition.
>>
>> Twelve (see below).

[snip]

> Dasher.

Not heard of that one.

> (and almost had 'simile' too and Kriz-mas could had worked in a pinch) :)

I was reading about a new IM worm at isc.sans.org, which they were
calling "Santa" -- so there's another.

I wondered if Snowsquall intended to include just 12. Y'know, one for
each day of Xmas.



Posted by Ian Kenefick on December 26, 2005, 9:28 pm
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>> Dasher.
>
>Not heard of that one.

It's a network worm exploiting the MSDTC (MS05-051) vulnerability.
http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/analyses/w32dashera.html
--
Ian Kenefick
E-Mail: ian@ik-cs.com
Our site: http://www.ik-cs.com
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